The tension is palpable.
You could probably scoop it with a spork.
Ah, the wonders of magitech. Dr. NumbSkull, in one of his rarer non-exploding moments, ponders how best to fight the war, and maybe make some scientific discoveries while he's at it. Nothing much exciting here, though the possibility of an explosion grows ever more likely with each passing moment.
The tension is palpable. You could probably scoop it with a spork.
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An orc got in the base today. We had a competition to see who could take it out first, and of course Mr. SkellyBones got it first. He got extra calcium rations as a reward.
(You wanted those extra calciums. You wanted them so bad) (You would have done anything for those extra calciums.) (But no, Mr. SkellyBones got it first) (LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES) (You swear he's got an in with the commander somehow. Maybe it's because he's related?) DAY 4 OF THE SKELETON WAR
We battled the vampires today. Understandably, they didn't like it, and nearly overpowered us until we brought out our BoneZone ClawTank Mk. IV (pat. pending), and just wiped em out. Skellies rose from the ground in sneak surprise attacks, and bones littered the battlefield. The vampire's attacks were futile on our hard, calcium enriched bodies. Remember, kids, to always eat your calcium! Finally, in the smoking wreckage of the field, we had discovered not one vampire left. They likely will not return to this area for another year. Total Tally Skeletons: 1 Everything Else: 0 Day 3 of the Skeleton War.
Having exploded the bugs out of the system, Dr. NumbSkull has decided to finalize the testing of just one of his many devices. It's night time, the perfect time to test out his BoneGun Tanker Mk. II on the firing range. It works beautifully. However, it's always a good idea to duck for cover when magical explosions are firing in the field, and especially a good idea when Dr. NumbSkull is test firing. It does seem to have spooked some of the spirits haunting the fields, though. Ah! You've gotten settled in, then! Better introduce you to Dr. NumbSkull, who seems to be in a hurry. His work is always in a near-explosion state, so you might be hearing booms from time to time. Dr. NumbSkull is our resident bonehead, and works in research and development. He makes all our machines, weapons, and if anybody lets him, crazy strategies for winning. Hang on, might want to take cover for a bit, I hear shouting in the distance, and there's a nasty looking glow on the far walls, and that usually means--
[CONTENT OBSCURED BY EXPLOSIONS] [MAGICAL SMOKE AND ELECTRICAL SPARKS SWIRL AROUND, FURTHER OBSCURING CONTENT] [OH MY GOODNESS, IT'S EVERYWHERE] [THERE ARE SOME SMALLER AND MORE SCATTERED EXPLOSIONS] [THE MESS IS HUGE, AND YOU CAN'T SEE THE REST OF THE TEXT] Why, hello there! So you've just been recruited into our little regiment for the skeleton war. My name is CharSkull, probably because my head is always on fire. Get yourself settled in, and get ready for spookiness all month long, as we battle spooks, creeps, monsters, the undead, and the living. This is our main headquarters here in the cave. Don't trip on any spirits on the way out.
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