Sincerely, The Bacon Lady and her Food Gang
Awesome FootNote: This device has been graciously donated to you by the Evil Villain Society of Earth (EVSA). The specific donors of this wonderful Doom Cheese TM is the Food Gang of Metropolis, USA. Be thankful for them. You only have two (2) seconds left to disarm this cheese. Good luck! (Muah ha ha ha ha!)
Hey, if you want this awesome picture, I will gladly send this to you by e-mail, where you can print it up as a poster. You will be able to find the form to get this at the SuperStatus Application Page. While you are there, fill out the other form there!