Another thing has been added: The SuperForum! Feel free to discuss anything you want on there. I don't mind, as long as clean language, cheerful attitudes, and positive wording is used. Otherwise, I might feel free to monitor (read: delete) anything with a less than meritorious. Anyways, enjoy!
Guess what! There's a new thing added to the site: A shop! It's official name is The SuperShop. Just a note: I don't get any money from this shop. It is completely price-free for me! You, on the other hand, get to fork over cash. Anyways, enjoy the shop!
Another thing has been added: The SuperForum! Feel free to discuss anything you want on there. I don't mind, as long as clean language, cheerful attitudes, and positive wording is used. Otherwise, I might feel free to monitor (read: delete) anything with a less than meritorious. Anyways, enjoy!
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Hey, sorry there's no comic today. Extenuating circumstances. Anyways, there's a new logo. Enjoy!
Three friars were banished from their monastery for various rule violations, so they decided to start a business together. They traveled around until they found a town that they liked, and opened up a plant shop. Their floral business was soon thriving. One day, a woman was shopping at the friar's store, and while she was strolling down an aisle with her toddler, a large plant reached out, grabbed the child, and ate it. Needless to say, the women was quite upset at the loss of her child. However, the friars refused to believe that one of their plants could have done such a thing. The woman told all of her friends about the incident, and soon everyone in the town was in an uproar. They decided to kick the friars out of town. Every person in the town, except for a man named Hugh, gathered outside of the friars shop, shouting, waving sticks, and demanding that they leave. But the friars said "No. We're not leaving". So the townspeople gave up and went home.
Well, a couple weeks later, another woman was walking through the friar's shop, looking at plants with her baby, when a plant grabbed her child and ate it. She ran through the streets screaming that a plant had swallowed her baby. The townspeople were outraged, and again gathered outside the floral shop (except for Hugh), waving torches, and demanding that the friars leave town at once. But the friars said, "No way." and all the people gave up and went home. A few days later, yet another woman dared to take her child into the floral shop. She held her infant tightly in her arms, but it was no use. A large ficus wrestled the child from her arms, and ate it. When the townspeople heard of this, they were extremely upset. They again gathered outside the friar's store (except for Hugh), yelling and threatening bodily harm to the friars if they didn't leave town. But the friars said, "We're staying". So, the citizens gave up and began to go home. Just then, Hugh showed up. He walked up to the friars, and said, "Get out of town, now!". The friars immediately packed up all their belongings and fled that very day, never to be heard from again. The moral of this story is: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars. PUN: A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amahl while the other goes to a family in Spain and is named Juan. Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother and upon receiving the picture she tells her husband she wishes she also had a picture of Amahl. "But they're twins," says her husband, "If you've seen Juan you've seen Amahl."
PUN: A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing around in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. About an hour later the manager comes out of his office and asked them to disperse. "But why?", they asked as they moved along. "Because," said the manager, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Alright, so, since we finished the Shocker stories, I have decided to start a new format. Don't worry, I will still try to do the SuperHero HandBook updates! Here you go! Note: A word of apology: Sorry I haven't been able to update the last two weeks. It was very hectic, not to mention the fact that I spent time with family, and it being the holidays and all. So, enjoy the new format!
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